I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.

Rob McElhenney who runs 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.' That show absolutely kills me and I am stunned by the consistency of greatness it has maintained over what is now a record breaking amount of seasons ... How do you do that for so many years? My 14-year-old daughter and I watch it together and we both laugh crazy hard.

Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will give it to you.

If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you

My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.

I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.

You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact with the audience.