You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

There's nothing that beats proving you're funny by making a funny thing, and right now there are huge outlets for that, with You Tube and all the other stuff online.

Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?

God is like a shitty girlfriend.

The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.

I've always benefited from knowing machines well, because it's freedom, it gives you freedom, I always knew that.