If you have something to say, here's what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself.

Sadness is poetic. You're lucky to live sad moments. When you let yourself be sad, your body has antibodies. It has happiness that comes rushing in to meet the sadness.

Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.

You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.

The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.

If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.