If you have something to say, here's what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself.

Perception is created and twisted so quickly.

I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.

My uncles were all funny. My dad wasn't funny, but my uncles were all funny. Now I go back and I like him better than them, they were manipulative funny.

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.'

Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.