Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'.

I don't like waking up. I feel like staying in bed usually, but I can't because I've got two kids standing next to my bed, just eager to live another day.

Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.

One time I was at a swimming pool with my kids, a public pool. I had my daughter, my six year old, on my arm like this. She was like clamped on, and she's kicking. ... And then she got off and another random child just clamped on. It's like a rat. "Get off of me." "But I love you." "I don't know you, kid."

You can't direct without a good crew.

The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows.

I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.