I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.

Sometimes I just want to tell a story regardless of whether it fits what the show is saying. I’ve been in a lot of writing rooms where somebody says an idea and everyone’s dying, like laughing so they’re delirious. It’s like a black hole in a good way, everything starts to fall into it, you know what I mean.

Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.

I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.

You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact with the audience.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.