I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

How do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women. Globally and historically, we're the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women... You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease.

There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.

The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.

I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

I was an awkward kid.

Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.