I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.

I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.

Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed ... into my mouth.

I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don't live that long. It doesn't matter.

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'

There's nothing that beats proving you're funny by making a funny thing, and right now there are huge outlets for that, with You Tube and all the other stuff online.

If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.