God is like a shitty girlfriend.
Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.
I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be.
I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.
I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now.
I have Twitter so I can tell people what I want them to buy and they give me money.