If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.

I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.

You have to be able to do a bunch of things at once, and not think about things you're not doing while you're doing other things. You have to be disciplined about not trying to do everything, all at the same time. It's hard and fun.

When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.

I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

You need to build an ability to just be yourself, and not be doing something.