I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.

Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.

I don't have a brother in real life.

Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.

I could never sit down and write jokes.

Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head.

I was talking to my friend and he said his girlfriend was mad at him. I said, "What happened?" He goes: "Well, I guess I, uh... I guess I said something, and, uh... and then she got her feelings hurt." That's a weird way to phrase it: "She got her feelings hurt. I said something, and then she..." Could you more remove yourself from responsibility? "She got her feelings hurt." It's like saying, "Yeah, I shot this guy in the face, and then I guess he got himself murdered. I don't know what happened. He leaned into it."