Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.
Louis C. K.You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're ugly!'... Any parents there are thinking, 'What did that shitty kid do to that poor woman? That poor woman. I wish I could help.'
Louis C. K.