Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.

I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for a kid. This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen! Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, Ladies and Gentlemen, please!

When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.

Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them.

You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact with the audience.

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.