Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head.

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.

God is like a shitty girlfriend.

If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'

To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.

Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.