I read something in the paper that really confused me the other day. It said that 80 percent of the people in New York are minorities. Shouldn't you not call them minorities when they get to be 80 percent of the population? That's a very white attitude, don't you think? I mean, you could take a white guy to Africa and he'd be like 'Look at all the minorities around here! I'm the only majority.'

Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will give it to you.

...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.

Some people think it's demeaning to victims if you ever say anything out-loud about sexual abuse of children. I don't know if that's true.

I'm a good citizen. I'm a good father. I recycle and I masturbate.

I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.

Television for a child creates such a high bar of stimulus that nothing else competes. A beautiful day is absolute crap to a kid who watches tv.