It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.

Maybe God is an asshole...of course not, he's not an asshole, he's imaginary.

There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to her like a therapist once in a while, and she does a great thing. Whenever I have a big dilemma, like this is a big problem in my life, she always says, 'Wow, you're going to have to figure that out.'

I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

You need to build an ability to just be yourself, and not be doing something.

Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.

The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows.