If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.

Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.

here's a huge amount of work that goes into placating a network in regular television. It's literally 70% or 80% of your workload, is showing them the material, getting their notes and presenting it to them and making sure they weigh in. It's a huge amount of work.

You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're ugly!'... Any parents there are thinking, 'What did that shitty kid do to that poor woman? That poor woman. I wish I could help.'

I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.