If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.

Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better.

I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.

Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.

You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They're mean, man. They're cold and very cool-oriented.