It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.

My show is sort of a short-film anthology, and I'm able to tell little stories that don't necessarily carry a whole episode in terms of narrative. I like the audience not being sure what they're getting. I think it's more fun to watch something when you're discovering it as you go along.

I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.

Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?

If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.

There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.

It's hard having kids because it's boring... It's just being with them on the floor while they be children. They read Clifford the Big Red Dog to you at a rate of 50 minutes a page, and you have to sit there and be horribly proud and bored at the same time.