I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have, you can't get it out.
Louis C. K.I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.
Louis C. K.When people are getting richer and richer but they're not actually producing anything, it can't end well.
Louis C. K.