It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.

I've started to kind of hate people, and it's not because I have anything against them. It's just, I enjoy it. It's recreation.

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.

Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and later wish you hadn't?' It's horrible. And it's awkward at 42 because I don't have the body or the drive. I just sit in the car and hope somebody gets in.

I don't like waking up. I feel like staying in bed usually, but I can't because I've got two kids standing next to my bed, just eager to live another day.

I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

If I'm not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you're an actor, you can't go - I guess there's forms of it.