It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

Expensive quality work doesn't cost more - it pays.

I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.

When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.

Life's too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee.

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.