I put my arm around her and said, "Jas, I have found that when you are troubled, it is often better to think of others rather than yourself. I think you would feel much better if you got me some milky coffee and jammy dodgers and I told you all about me.

Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter.

As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.

You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?' 'Look, shut up, people might hear.' 'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?

He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.

Who wouldn't want to see some owl eggs?" I said, "Come on then, they are down here." He said, "Tallulah, the answer to who wouldn't want to see some owl eggs is... me!!!!