I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being

Watching TV mum said," Do you miss your dad?" And I said," Who?

I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them.

This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?

This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'.

You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.