Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.

Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths.

I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson

What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them.

There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do?" I said, "Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of his life? Taking care not to strangle myself on his false beard, or disturb his banana.

Hello, my sister, Libby, also your daughter, is snogging a potato in my bed. What are you going to do about it?' Dad started yelling uncontrollably. I wonder if he is having the male menopause? If he starts growing breasts, I will definitely be running away with the Circus.

My cousin Georgia says that boys are like gazelles. She says the get alarmed when they get close to girls. And they have to leap off into the woods like gazelles in trousers. Or have I just made that up?