religion's for those who believe in hell and a spiritual belief is for those who've been there.

religion's for those who believe in hell and a spiritual belief is for those who've been there.

Isn't it sad that we only get upset about nasty things happening to people and places if television decides we should?

I never wanted to be a literary writer. I wanted to be an entertainer. All I wanted was to give what a lot of writers had given me: a good time on a bad day.

A lady is as young as the gentleman she feels," said Roy and cackled happily.

More and more people each year are going abroad for Christmas ... Fed up with the fact that commercial Christmas starts in October. Fed up with carols. Dreading the arrival of Christmas cards from people they have forgotten to send a card to. Unable to bear yet another family get-together with Auntie Mary puking up in the corner after sampling too much of the punch. You see in the airports the triumphant glitter in the eyes of people who are leaving it all behind, including the hundredth rerun of Miracle on 34th Street.

Okay, I'm lazy. But being lazy is a talent. Sometimes it takes an awful lot of work.