Isn't it sad that we only get upset about nasty things happening to people and places if television decides we should?

That was the trouble with so many reality programmes on television - everyone wanted fame these days without necessarily working at anything to achieve it.

Ah, when love dies, women lose two and a half inches in height.

A lady is as young as the gentleman she feels," said Roy and cackled happily.

religion's for those who believe in hell and a spiritual belief is for those who've been there.

the whistle of the old steam trains ... could conjure up visions of bleak distances with one solitary wail.

Clever plastic surgery can restore an appearance of youth, but nothing changes the expression of age and experience in the eyes.