Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Poor Mary Ann! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he's a ruler.

Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun.

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.