Good theater is not what is expected, but what surprises.
When in doubt take a bath
JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.