All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can't ever take that away from you.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

Sex is emotion in motion.

Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun.

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.