Don't come crawlin' to a man for love-he likes to get a run for his money.
JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.