I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

Dress gives one the outward sign from which people in general can, and often do, judge upon the inward state of mind and feelings.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

It takes two to get one in trouble.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.