Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can't ever take that away from you.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening. . . . Come up. I'll tell your fortune. . . . Ah, you can be had.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.