Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.
all pleasures should be taken in great leisure and are worth going into in detail; love is not like eating a quick lunch with one's hat on.
Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.