Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'.
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.