Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

Live close, visit often.

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.

It's not what you say, but how you say it!

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.