Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.

Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

You are never too old to become younger!