I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Good theater is not what is expected, but what surprises.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

It takes two to get one in trouble.