I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.

Ya know it was a toss-up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost.

I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself

Beulah, peel me a grape

I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust.

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance, but a good line is hard to resist.