Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child.
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.
Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
Look your best - who said love is blind?
You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink.