If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions.

With sociology one can do anything and call it work

The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.

Reading someone else's newspaper is like sleeping with someone else's wife. Nothing seems to be precisely in the right place, and when you find what you are looking for, it is not clear then how to respond to it.

I've noticed your hostility towards him... I ought to have guessed you were friends.

Only the old are innocent. That is what the Victorians understood, and the Christians. Original sin is a property of the young. The old grow beyond corruption very quickly.

Life is a crisis - so what!