Reading someone else's newspaper is like sleeping with someone else's wife. Nothing seems to be precisely in the right place, and when you find what you are looking for, it is not clear then how to respond to it.

Life is a crisis - so what!

If God had meant us to have group sex, I guess he'd have given us all more organs.

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.

Reading someone else's newspaper is like sleeping with someone else's wife. Nothing seems to be precisely in the right place, and when you find what you are looking for, it is not clear then how to respond to it.

Genitals are a great distraction to scholarship

English history is all about men liking their fathers, and American history is all about men hating their fathers and trying to burn down everything they ever did.