To put it another way: a conference is an elite meeting on equal terms; a congress is a group of elites meeting on opposite terms; a convention is a mob meeting on equal terms; a course is an elite instructing a mob; and a colloquium is a group capable of considering all these phenomena.

Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world.

Most beds aren't as intimate as people think they are.

If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions.

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.

With sociology one can do anything and call it work

Reading someone else's newspaper is like sleeping with someone else's wife. Nothing seems to be precisely in the right place, and when you find what you are looking for, it is not clear then how to respond to it.