There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.

I don't think it's a requirement that a happy, fulfilling relationship also provide the best sex of all time.

Diapers do not belong on the same table as food.

Some people give gifts in order to bewilder, confuse, and manipulate their recipients.

Knowledge of death is the beginning of wisdom.

Worrying seems like a fairly natural state of being for a parent, so feel free to worry as much as you want.

Letting events end is not rude. Everything ends.