The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win.

Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?

The truth is, I can’t read anything with any distance. Every book is a self-help book to me. Just having them makes me feel better.

The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win.

Once I learned how to talk, personally, by myself to any number of people, which means do radio without talking to anyone in particular on the air - I just found that my brain became very free to engage in a sort of stream-of-consciousness style of doing what I do.

I'm just saying, 'Hey, throw me a bone. How about a smile, cute t-shirt? Look at me.' Nothing - unless it's a turn to their friends to go, 'Hey, why is that weird guy looking at us?'

You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.'