The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win.

He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus.

I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out.

I'm just saying, 'Hey, throw me a bone. How about a smile, cute t-shirt? Look at me.' Nothing - unless it's a turn to their friends to go, 'Hey, why is that weird guy looking at us?'

It's great to have people come out. I do worry, though. They know me very intimately, in a way, if they listen to my show; they know a lot about me.

People who have babies tell me I will know a love that is beyond anything I can imagine, and a joy that is indescribable. Love and joy? That sounds horrifying. I have no way of knowing whether I can handle either of those. I'm much better with need and fear. They are what ground me.

I don't seek controversy. I don't seek to antagonize. Sometimes it happens, but I'm not there to argue politics.