I'm interested in the fact that comics are people who are oddly courageous in their desire and their commitment to sacrificing any sense of normalcy in their lives, any sense of security, and most of them are oddly unique individuals. Let's have a broader conversation with people that have spent their last however-many-years thinking about their lives. I mean, they're philosophers. They're poets. They're people who are on the outside looking in at the world through a different set of values.

I’m glad to be part of the war on sadness. I’m a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid.

Conversation is a beautiful thing. When I was a younger guy, just wandering around talking to people was what kept me connected to the world.

I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.

Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment.

I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don't know what it's like to really want something - and then get it again and again and again.

On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement.