Jim Henson was an absolute genius.

If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

I am not racked with self-loathing. Some issues of guilt and shame, but I'm a pretty good guy.

Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!

There are a lot of comics at the top end making staggering amounts of money and selling out stadiums. I think stand-up is a more intimate thing than that. Maybe because of the kind of comedy I do. It's like a discussion, but I'm the one with the microphone.

I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.

Britain is obsessed with political correctness.