If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone's going to agree with it.

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'

I have a very good memory for scripts. I can watch a show I like once, then remember about 90% of the script. But ask me who was in it, and I wouldn't have a clue.

The basic function of a comic is stand-up because it's so straightforward and simple. If the audience don't laugh, you didn't do your job. I've had some audiences where I didn't care if they laughed or not because they were either too drunk or stupid.

Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!

I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.