If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.
I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed.
I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.
Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!
Britain is obsessed with political correctness.
You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.