All my shows are therapy, trying to navigate interesting subjects so I can work them out and to be honest and say some things are beyond the wit of this man.

Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull.

Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!

Guilt is feeling bad about what you have done; shame is feeling bad about who you are - all it is, is muddling up things you have done with who you are.

My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.

If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.