All my shows are therapy, trying to navigate interesting subjects so I can work them out and to be honest and say some things are beyond the wit of this man.

The most successful comics are always the hardest-working ones.

I think it's important never to look yourself up on Wikipedia. I think the temptation to correct any interesting factual errors would be too much.

I have learnt that I am incapable of packing the right amount of clothing, probably because I start 10 minutes before I'm supposed to leave, and that I truly hate airports.

Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock.

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'

I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.