Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull.

I am not racked with self-loathing. Some issues of guilt and shame, but I'm a pretty good guy.

Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!

I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed.

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.

Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull.

Jews, I know you're God's chosen people and the rest of us are just 'whatever', but when Israel behaves like a violent, psychopathic bully and someone mentions it, that doesn't make them anti-Semitic.