Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull.

I became hugely overweight and then hated myself because it was a form of self-abuse, something over which I had no control. I think the thing compulsive over-eaters want to achieve is that stuffed-full Christmas afternoon feeling.

Christians, you and your churches don't get to be millionaires while other people have nothing at all. They're your bloody rules! Either stick to them or abandon the faith.

If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

Jews, I know you're God's chosen people and the rest of us are just 'whatever', but when Israel behaves like a violent, psychopathic bully and someone mentions it, that doesn't make them anti-Semitic.

No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end.

If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone's going to agree with it.