I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.

I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.

My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.

I think it's important never to look yourself up on Wikipedia. I think the temptation to correct any interesting factual errors would be too much.

You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.

Guilt is feeling bad about what you have done; shame is feeling bad about who you are - all it is, is muddling up things you have done with who you are.

I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.