I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.

Jim Henson was an absolute genius.

Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!

Christians, you and your churches don't get to be millionaires while other people have nothing at all. They're your bloody rules! Either stick to them or abandon the faith.

I think Ross Noble is the only person that I've seen really storm a stand-up slot at a festival, and that was when he led 3,000 people on a conga out of the tent and across the entire site to a vegetarian food truck.

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'

I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.