My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.

Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock.

If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone's going to agree with it.

Jim Henson was an absolute genius.

I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'