My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.

All my shows are therapy, trying to navigate interesting subjects so I can work them out and to be honest and say some things are beyond the wit of this man.

If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

The most successful comics are always the hardest-working ones.

No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end.

I think Ross Noble is the only person that I've seen really storm a stand-up slot at a festival, and that was when he led 3,000 people on a conga out of the tent and across the entire site to a vegetarian food truck.

I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.