Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!

Christians, you and your churches don't get to be millionaires while other people have nothing at all. They're your bloody rules! Either stick to them or abandon the faith.

I think it's important never to look yourself up on Wikipedia. I think the temptation to correct any interesting factual errors would be too much.

I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.

The basic function of a comic is stand-up because it's so straightforward and simple. If the audience don't laugh, you didn't do your job. I've had some audiences where I didn't care if they laughed or not because they were either too drunk or stupid.

I have an addictive personality. Boarding school merely sent me more quickly on the downward spiral that dominated my childhood.

I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.