Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!

No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end.

I have a very good memory for scripts. I can watch a show I like once, then remember about 90% of the script. But ask me who was in it, and I wouldn't have a clue.

I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.

I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.

I think Ross Noble is the only person that I've seen really storm a stand-up slot at a festival, and that was when he led 3,000 people on a conga out of the tent and across the entire site to a vegetarian food truck.

I have an addictive personality. Boarding school merely sent me more quickly on the downward spiral that dominated my childhood.