Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.

I became hugely overweight and then hated myself because it was a form of self-abuse, something over which I had no control. I think the thing compulsive over-eaters want to achieve is that stuffed-full Christmas afternoon feeling.

I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me.

Christians, you and your churches don't get to be millionaires while other people have nothing at all. They're your bloody rules! Either stick to them or abandon the faith.

I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.

I have a very good memory for scripts. I can watch a show I like once, then remember about 90% of the script. But ask me who was in it, and I wouldn't have a clue.