I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role.

Jews, I know you're God's chosen people and the rest of us are just 'whatever', but when Israel behaves like a violent, psychopathic bully and someone mentions it, that doesn't make them anti-Semitic.

I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.

I have an addictive personality. Boarding school merely sent me more quickly on the downward spiral that dominated my childhood.

I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed.

This goes out to the followers of the three Abrahamic religions: To the Jews, Christians, and Muslims. It's just a little thing, really. But do you think that when you're done smashing up the world and blowing each other to bits and demanding special privileges while you're at it... do you think the rest of us could have our planet back?

Jim Henson was an absolute genius.