If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

I have an addictive personality. Boarding school merely sent me more quickly on the downward spiral that dominated my childhood.

All my shows are therapy, trying to navigate interesting subjects so I can work them out and to be honest and say some things are beyond the wit of this man.

If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

Britain is obsessed with political correctness.

The basic function of a comic is stand-up because it's so straightforward and simple. If the audience don't laugh, you didn't do your job. I've had some audiences where I didn't care if they laughed or not because they were either too drunk or stupid.

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'