If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

All my shows are therapy, trying to navigate interesting subjects so I can work them out and to be honest and say some things are beyond the wit of this man.

I have an addictive personality. Boarding school merely sent me more quickly on the downward spiral that dominated my childhood.

Jews, I know you're God's chosen people and the rest of us are just 'whatever', but when Israel behaves like a violent, psychopathic bully and someone mentions it, that doesn't make them anti-Semitic.

I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.

I have a very good memory for scripts. I can watch a show I like once, then remember about 90% of the script. But ask me who was in it, and I wouldn't have a clue.

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'