If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end.

All my shows are therapy, trying to navigate interesting subjects so I can work them out and to be honest and say some things are beyond the wit of this man.

There are a lot of comics at the top end making staggering amounts of money and selling out stadiums. I think stand-up is a more intimate thing than that. Maybe because of the kind of comedy I do. It's like a discussion, but I'm the one with the microphone.

My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.

If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone's going to agree with it.

Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock.