I am not racked with self-loathing. Some issues of guilt and shame, but I'm a pretty good guy.

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'

I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.

I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.

I think Ross Noble is the only person that I've seen really storm a stand-up slot at a festival, and that was when he led 3,000 people on a conga out of the tent and across the entire site to a vegetarian food truck.

Christians, you and your churches don't get to be millionaires while other people have nothing at all. They're your bloody rules! Either stick to them or abandon the faith.

If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone's going to agree with it.