You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.

I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me.

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'

I have an addictive personality. Boarding school merely sent me more quickly on the downward spiral that dominated my childhood.

You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.

All my shows are therapy, trying to navigate interesting subjects so I can work them out and to be honest and say some things are beyond the wit of this man.