I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me.

Britain is obsessed with political correctness.

I think Ross Noble is the only person that I've seen really storm a stand-up slot at a festival, and that was when he led 3,000 people on a conga out of the tent and across the entire site to a vegetarian food truck.

Jews, I know you're God's chosen people and the rest of us are just 'whatever', but when Israel behaves like a violent, psychopathic bully and someone mentions it, that doesn't make them anti-Semitic.

I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.

I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me.

I have learnt that I am incapable of packing the right amount of clothing, probably because I start 10 minutes before I'm supposed to leave, and that I truly hate airports.