If you're ever if you're ever thinking, “Oh, but I'm a waste of space and I'm a burden,” remember: that also describes the Grand Canyon. Why don't you have friends and family take pictures of you from a safe distance? Revel in your majestic profile?

Here's the Middle East. Here's the mosque, here's the church, open the temple, everybody's MAD!

Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

I do some compassionate mindfulness every day. It's like a Buddhist thing. I tell myself that I'm doing a good job, that kind of thing. It makes me feel better.

I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody's jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part.

I get sort of short with people and start grumbling and clearing my throat - in honor of my father - when I'm impatient. It's very charming.

Even if you're disgusting, and everyone is creeped out by you and thinks you're gross, you know, keep doing what you love!