Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window.

My therapist says I'm afraid of success. I guess I could understand that, because after all, fulfilling my potential would REALLY cut into my sitting-around time

I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody's jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part.

We’re all doing the best we can and sometimes it is not that good.

There's a reason I'm a stand-up comedian. I think there may be some laziness inherent in that job. It's the four-hour work week, on some level. I mean, I work at it, but it's not that kind of... it's just not the hours at all. So I was extremely grateful for the job. It was super, super fun, and I'm surprised that I made it.

I would've been able to write anything about mental-health crises had I not felt good.

Here's the Middle East. Here's the mosque, here's the church, open the temple, everybody's MAD!