Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window.

Here's the Middle East. Here's the mosque, here's the church, open the temple, everybody's MAD!

I get sort of short with people and start grumbling and clearing my throat - in honor of my father - when I'm impatient. It's very charming.

I have trouble watching singers because they are so sincere.

I can't stand makeup commercials. 'Do you need a lipstick that keeps your lips kissable?' No, I need a lipstick that gets me equal pay for equal work. How about an eye shadow that makes me stop thinking I'm too fat?

I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody's jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part.

Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.