Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

I love support groups, people talking about their feelings.

If you stay alive for no other reason do it for spite

Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and the kissing and the hugging under the cozy covers. Mmmm! But sometimes I worry that I don't wanna get married as much as I want to get dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. That might feel pretty good, too.

The thing that keeps the thoughts coming back is the power that you put in the thought that you can't think of it.

My mom is very religious and she said, 'Whatever you think about all the time, that's what you worship.' If that's the case I'd like everyone to pop open their Diet Coke cans and turn to page 37 of their People Magazines. In this holy scripture, we read the parable of Ms. Valerie Bertinelli.